A Load Of Ifs ....

[jazzy_dave]

If you had a power what would it be and why?

If you could, would you be a rock star or a movie / TV star?

If you could visit any planet in the Solar System, except Earth, which would it be and why?

Comments

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

1 ) The power to open and close portals between any place and any other place. World peace, unlimited wealth, and controlling the weather are just the start.

2 ) I have perfect pitch and no musical talent, and character roles would be steady work for someone like me, so despite the fact that the Reds are much scarier than the Mob I would have to go with movie star.

3 ) Both Pluto and Eris, because both planets were discovered by Americans, and I'd want to refer to frequently refer to them as planets during the massive media coverage the trip would get, in order to play on the massive inferiority complexes of the Europhiles who made up the name "dwarf planet" because Europeans hadn't discovered a planet since 1846.