She Is At It Again

She is at it again. Thanks to AW-K i know more of her devious ways. YES it's the EVIL BARBARA!



She is still ferreting about silly things that should not concern her.

So here are a few limericks i made.

Once again Evil Barbara is at her peak
She is a real snidy sneak
So what if i do nor drive
All Oxford pay is a jokey dive
She's like a crow with a nosy beak.

And now for our daily sermon
About a certain barbara Skerman
She is so sly and so evil
More slippery than a wet weavel
I bet she is a secret German.

Barbracula is at it again
Cackling like a demented hen
Gosh,will she never stop
Married to a retired no good cop
she'll smare you in her den.

You know the spider of Haywards Heath
That give all researchers so much grief
She will have you in her web
And treat you like a nobody pleb
Chewing you up in her fanged teeth.

Well got it off my chest and they were four of the best. Please comment if you are an LJ user or guest.




Now one for Andy Parr - he is on the right of this picture.

This is the sad tale of Andy Parr
Who fails to recruit,even in a bar
He fears and dreads going to the post
He would make a crap gualitative host
No wonder he nevers gets very far.

I recently heard that the Japanese are no longer doing GODZILLA movies.They have found a new monster - it's BARBARAZILLA. She is trampling and destroying the south of England and nobody can stop her. So not the A Team is brought out to stop her but the fearless MR Team stops her in tracks.Filming to take place next few months. (Ho ho!).