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A Wee Dram
Dec. 25th, 2012 12:07 pm
A wee dram of the Balvenie malt before lunch.
Dec. 25th, 2012
A wee dram of the Balvenie malt before lunch.
How Xmas Can Be Ruined
Dec. 25th, 2012 07:21 pmThank you Spot once again for being an obnoxious prick ruining Xmas day by not attending to the needs of having a good quality cooked lunch, and being a right areshole in the pub, after the time I said to you I think you should retire. I heard you had started upsetting customers and even Phil asked you to go home and sleep it off. You say he is your number one friend , well at this rate, you are severely testing it to the limit.
I had to have cold meat,coleslaw, and cheese for my dinner as I too enraged to do anything else. You said you would only be up the pub to see Arthur for no more than an hour but I decided to come up to keep an eye on eye as I know what you are like.
You left to go the pub about 2 pm and I soon joined to keep my eye on you, and was rather aghast to see you had wads of folding notes in your pocket even though you said the food shopping had skinted you out. I went home after imploring you to come back and watched my favourite TV programme to which you turned up at the end of the programme and promptly fall asleep.
It was then I talked to Fran at the pub and got the lowdown of your behaviour and she suggested I come up after nine as Phil was seeing his sister.
So I have decided that despite a few megabytes left on the dongle you are not having any and I will lie to say it is all gone. Also I have hidden the malt whisky and say that it has been drunk and that the red wine for the lunch today is not be drunk till I say it is okay. Finally I want you to think about the damage you have done in relation to how you behaved today. Even Fran thinks you are extremely naughty and self centred to care for anybody except for yourself and your so called friends. I am very disappointed as I thought that you had turned a corner and became more responsible, and yet you still shit on my help and the help that my brother has given you.
Perhaps Boxing Day you will come to realise what you have done, but then again, I doubt you have no idea because a drunk will always love the bottle first.
I had to have cold meat,coleslaw, and cheese for my dinner as I too enraged to do anything else. You said you would only be up the pub to see Arthur for no more than an hour but I decided to come up to keep an eye on eye as I know what you are like.
You left to go the pub about 2 pm and I soon joined to keep my eye on you, and was rather aghast to see you had wads of folding notes in your pocket even though you said the food shopping had skinted you out. I went home after imploring you to come back and watched my favourite TV programme to which you turned up at the end of the programme and promptly fall asleep.
It was then I talked to Fran at the pub and got the lowdown of your behaviour and she suggested I come up after nine as Phil was seeing his sister.
So I have decided that despite a few megabytes left on the dongle you are not having any and I will lie to say it is all gone. Also I have hidden the malt whisky and say that it has been drunk and that the red wine for the lunch today is not be drunk till I say it is okay. Finally I want you to think about the damage you have done in relation to how you behaved today. Even Fran thinks you are extremely naughty and self centred to care for anybody except for yourself and your so called friends. I am very disappointed as I thought that you had turned a corner and became more responsible, and yet you still shit on my help and the help that my brother has given you.
Perhaps Boxing Day you will come to realise what you have done, but then again, I doubt you have no idea because a drunk will always love the bottle first.
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