Good morning

 

Bottom Of The Pile

There I was, just standing there when what I wanted to do was forbidden in polite company. I was in a bus queue waiting for the devil numbered autobus back home and I needed to fart. It is one of those moments that, however, much you try hard to present a certain amount of decorum, it just happens. Yeah well, it was a long and loud one, and much as I tried, I could not stifle it. Pretending to be not the perpetrator of the offence I looked around nonchalantly to deflect the blame on somebody else.


I sheepishly boarded the bus when it arrived and silently read a book I had in my laptop bag. A wry grin eventually swelled over my face on the way back to Faversham.

I wonder, do you have embarrassing stories to tell or some stain on the wall you are not proud of?

The Perfect Toolbox

Found today in Faversham today a mere two quid. Tried it already.

The Friday Five

1. Have you seen any holiday commercials yet?

2. Will you or have you ever participated in Black Friday?

3. Do you love or despise holiday leftovers?

4. Have you seen any (non-commercial, i.e. store) holiday lights yet?

5. Have you been good to Santa’s way of thinking?

The Friday Music Selection

It is that time of the night for some music -


Leonard Cohen - Slow

Kate Bush - Deeper Understanding

Don Byron - Wedding Song

Nina Simone - Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Hair

Thelonious Monk - Don't Blame Me

Enjoy.

Good Night