Barbracula!

David Bennett,a graphologist,who does alot of funny limericks has produced more witty diatribes against detestable people like the Evil Barbara (whom he absolutely abhors,described as a parasitic vampire,pretty apt i think). She sucks the life out of all good fieldwork. Dracula has nothing on her.Blood is her money and she sucks up willing victims like a locust.Innocent young market researchers beware! She is the dark countess of lust.She draws inyou in and saps your energy as she flies off on her custom-made broomstick to Bali or other exotic places. BEWITCHED! Poor sod,my prayers go with you.